Swat Pocket
Mary lou ?
Marylou
This man was sitting quietly reading his paper one morning, peacefully enjoying himself, when his wife sneaks up behind him and whacks him on the back of his head with a huge black frying pan.
**Boing!!**
Man: "What was that for?"
Wife: "What was that piece of paper in your pant’s pocket with the name Marylou written on it?"
Man: "Oh honey. Don’t you remember two weeks ago when I went to the horse races? Marylou was the name of one of the horses I bet on."
The wife seemed satisfied and headed on to do some work around the house, feeling a bit sheepish. Three days later he is once again sitting in his chair reading and she repeats the frying pan swatting.
**Boing!!**
Man: "What’s that for this time?"
Wife: "Your horse phoned."
Kizzy, I loved this one!
10/10 + a * 4 U
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Smith & Wesson CK5 Swat II Pocket Knife 4.7" Plain Single Drop Point Blade Stainless w/Clip 24pk Sale Price: $285.49  |
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The Smith and Wesson line of SWAT Knives offer a sturdy and light weight design. The SWAT series was developed for use by SWAT and military teams to be eremely durable as well as able to handle any job: Features: Stainless steel blade. Stainless steel with G10 black insert handle. Drop point blade. Comes with a pocket clip. |
